ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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