i don't plan on having that self control this summer
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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