remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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