Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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