some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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