They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
I know her cup size but not her name....
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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