I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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