The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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