i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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