I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
Randomize
