Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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