normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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