She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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