I think im going to throw up on grandma
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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