That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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