I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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