If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Randomize
