i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
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