You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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