What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
you had me at cake vodka
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
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