If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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