How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
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Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I'm just crazy horny about you
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
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