she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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