Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
if i died would you start the facebook group?
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
I'm sobbing to NWA
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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