If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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