Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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