these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Let's get the cat blown out
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
If I die, sorry about rent.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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