doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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