Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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