i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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