Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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