How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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