Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize
