So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
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