I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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