Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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