oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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