I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
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Oh Jesus.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
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