yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
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