Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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