I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
You sending me our unborn, unfertilized babies' names is not what I envisioned when you said you'd "drunk text me later".
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