i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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