'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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