Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
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