I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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