we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
These tits shall not be calmed
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
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