hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
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