idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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