I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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