My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
I don't want my vagina anymore.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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